Friday, September 25, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 090925

Victory! We have obtained Spock once more, and returned him safely to the Starship Coco-Muff! Our Klingon adversary, Khorazhar, made the mistake of not watching Mr. Spock as closely as he should have, and when the brute's back was turned, or first mate made his escape. We followed a trail of clues left by our beloved Spock as he ran for his life, and finally recovered him in a bush. Unfortunately, Spock had no chance to strip himself of the vile female apparel that was forced upon him, but at this point, embarrassment was the least of his worries.


Spock graces us with his logical majesty once more, and we are content. Lt. Turley, Slasher, Ensign Crosby, and I, even took Spock grocery shopping with us!


...an outing that we might have enjoyed slightly more than our Vulcan friend did...




Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

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