Sunday, November 22, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 091122

The landing crew of the Starship Coco-Muff has completed its task in the Valley of the Sun on Planet Phoenix II with stunning enthusiasm (and fun).

Lt. Lily Pendragon, yeoman Danielle Lovell, and myself attended a showing of The Phantom of the Opera with the purpose of ensuring that the play went without mishap.

Spock sat guard in the near-back. We believe that his very presence added to the show, and because of it, the performance went smoothly.

The show deeply touched all human members of the crew, but Spock did not comment on the illogic of our tears, as he understood the sheer, epic power we felt as a collective audience.

I remain, gentlemen, your obedient servant.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

Friday, November 20, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 091121.1

Success! After perusing the proverbial marketplace, the landing crew of the Starship Coco-Muff was able to recruit a (somewhat) worthy ho for its most beloved piece of man-flesh.

The Barbie Ho could not contain her excitement upon being selected as an elite member of Spock's harem, and although our first mate deigned to allow her to lavish attention, we suspect his logic was displeased with the affair. Nevertheless, the Barbie Ho has long forgotten her former pimp, Ken, and pledged supreme loyalty to the Coco-Muff and its crew.

It should be noted that Spock positively rocks a nice pair of shades.

Details on the mission to the Valley of the Sun will be posted at a later date. For now, dear readers, live long and prosper.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 091121

It is a known fact that Spock's former captain, James T. Kirk, was popular with the ladies. It is also a known fact that Spock is far studlier than the human Kirk has ever been. With this in mind, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Spock's presence aboard the Coco-Muff has resulted in the acquisition of new yeomen, or, rather, yeo-women.

Spock's harem began with the Fairy. She kindly allowed one Spock to don her costume over the All Hallow's festivities while she chose the apparel of a firefighter. (The other, as seen to the left, preferred the very studly dress of an officer of the law.)

However, since the Fairy Ho is but one and the Coco-Muff proudly sports two (very sexy) Spocks, we as the crew thought it best to seek out new hos for our beloved first mate.

Spock thought this plan very logical indeed.

It is hoped that our present mission to the Valley of the Sun will allow time enough to uncover a new ho.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 091110

Spock sat for a painting. The artist had the fortuitous ability to capture his rippling pectorals, and all manner of his splendor.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 091104.2

Following a thorough inspection of Hicktown I and determining that the planet was safe for the time, Spock, Spock and the rest of the landing crew made their way back to the Starship Coco-Muff by way of discovering wigwams and much nonsense therein. Further investigation proved that, although quite fascinating, the wigwams presented no threat to the galaxy. Spock and Spock allowed them to remain standing.

It should be noted that both Spock and Spock are most excellent drivers.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 091104.1

Spock and Spock enjoyed the relaxation of the afternoon.

Captain's Log, Stardate 091104

What began as a misfortune when Spock was left in the Valley of the Sun ended as merriment when he was not only returned to us, but brought his no-longer-evil twin. (Fortunately, said twin had shaved before accompanying his brother to our merry Starship.)

Blessed with the presence of Spock and Spock, the crew of the Starship Coco-Muff prepared for a new journey to Hicktown I.

Before beaming down a team to the planet, we took the opportunity to relax and partake in the beauty of Holy Grounds bereft of Klingons and their shenanigans.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff