It is a known fact that Spock's former captain, James T. Kirk, was popular with the ladies. It is also a known fact that Spock is far studlier than the human Kirk has ever been. With this in mind, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Spock's presence aboard the Coco-Muff has resulted in the acquisition of new yeomen, or, rather, yeo-women.Spock's harem began with the Fairy. She kindly allowed one Spock to don her costume over the All Hallow's festivities while she chose the apparel of a firefighter. (The other, as seen to the left, preferred the very studly dress of an officer of the law.)
However, since the Fairy Ho is but one and the Coco-Muff proudly sports two (very sexy) Spocks, we as the crew thought it best to seek out new hos for our beloved first mate.
Spock thought this plan very logical indeed.
However, since the Fairy Ho is but one and the Coco-Muff proudly sports two (very sexy) Spocks, we as the crew thought it best to seek out new hos for our beloved first mate.
Spock thought this plan very logical indeed.
It is hoped that our present mission to the Valley of the Sun will allow time enough to uncover a new ho.
Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff
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