Friday, September 11, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 090911


Spock has departed with Slasher on his first mission. Our doctor has received a request from her father to assist him with her medical expertise. The Coco-Muff successfully beamed both first mate and physician down on planet Hicktown I, where the team made a pit stop at the Golden Arch.


An anonymous tip has led us to consider the possibility of an illicit love affair between Spock and Slash, but we are optimistic that such rumours are nonsense, grounded--perhaps--in jealousy. Spock is, after all, a highly prized commodity.


Live long and prosper.


Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

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