Thursday, September 17, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate 090917

We are still in a state of shock and despair aboard the Starship Coco-Muff, as we try to go on without our beloved first mate. His absence is like an open wound. And as if we weren't already distressed enough, we've received more evidence of Spock's torture.

Khorazhar LorNih, the Klingon scum responsible for this heinous crime, has posted his ransom:

"My demand is this: that each of you pledge your loyalty and support to the Klingon Empire forever! Then and only then will I release your pitiful little creature." -Khorazhar LorNih


Never, I say! Spock is strong, as so are we. We can survive anything, EXCEPT the degradation and humiliation of aligning ourselves with foul and unprincipled Klingons! Hang in their, Spock!




Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

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