Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Captain's Log, Stardate: 100216

Our beloved first mate and I have landed on Planet Deutchland, and the experience has been quite magnificent. That is, aside from our living quarters, which are overpopulared by porcelain figures of questionable workmanship. Spock, of course, says that adornments of this kind are uneccesary and illiogical, and frankly, I must agree. Recently, we were assigned to visit the planet Escargot IV, where Mr. Spock would be conducting a series of scientific testing. He found it quite difficult to carry out his experiments, however, as the local inhabitants were constantly swarming him and making obscene comments about his ripling abdominals. I am glad to be back at our post, where I can catch up on sleep and relax, though Spock insists that he doesn't need it. But whether he admits it or not, he misses the rest of our Coco-Muff crew as much as I do.

Co-Captain Eleanor Bradford, Starship Coco-Muff

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