Captain's Log, Stardate 091031

After his prolonged stay in the Valley of the Sun on Phoenix II, Spock was returned to us by my faithful kin. Promptly thereafter, we were whisked away on another journey (quest, thing). Or mission: to experience the Grand Canyon, ensure its well being, and make sure no one fell off the edge. Overall, our mission was a success. We experienced the wild nature and the intrinsic beauty through the eyes of a Hermit and a Powell. Spock located, and became dear friends with with, a man of hard understanding and dazzling intellect, not unlike Spock himself. Theirs was a fast friendship, but it could not last. When our mission was complete, there was nothing left to do but return home and wait for the next great adventure.




We have boldly gone where no man has gone before.

Lieutenant Turley of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 091003

An amazing photo of our delightfully good-looking first mate. He doesn't try to be spectacular...he just is.



















Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 091001

Lieutenant Turley has returned from her mission to the Phoenix solar system, bringing Spock home from yet another adventure. We asked Spock to tell us about his weekend, but he had no response other than a lifted eyebrow, and a simple, "Fascinating." Lt. Turley's mission was to see her cousin safely wed to her fiance, and judging by the pictures she took to document her experience, we've gathered that Spock played a significant role in the completion of this most important mission. In fact, we're positive that without his logical influence, the wedding would have been interrupted by Klingons, or some other such nonsense.

Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 090925

Victory! We have obtained Spock once more, and returned him safely to the Starship Coco-Muff! Our Klingon adversary, Khorazhar, made the mistake of not watching Mr. Spock as closely as he should have, and when the brute's back was turned, or first mate made his escape. We followed a trail of clues left by our beloved Spock as he ran for his life, and finally recovered him in a bush. Unfortunately, Spock had no chance to strip himself of the vile female apparel that was forced upon him, but at this point, embarrassment was the least of his worries.


Spock graces us with his logical majesty once more, and we are content. Lt. Turley, Slasher, Ensign Crosby, and I, even took Spock grocery shopping with us!


...an outing that we might have enjoyed slightly more than our Vulcan friend did...




Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 090917

We are still in a state of shock and despair aboard the Starship Coco-Muff, as we try to go on without our beloved first mate. His absence is like an open wound. And as if we weren't already distressed enough, we've received more evidence of Spock's torture.

Khorazhar LorNih, the Klingon scum responsible for this heinous crime, has posted his ransom:

"My demand is this: that each of you pledge your loyalty and support to the Klingon Empire forever! Then and only then will I release your pitiful little creature." -Khorazhar LorNih

Never, I say! Spock is strong, as so are we. We can survive anything, EXCEPT the degradation and humiliation of aligning ourselves with foul and unprincipled Klingons! Hang in their, Spock!

Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 090916

We are horrified to report that Spock has gone missing!

A thorough search of the Starship proved that our beloved first mate was nowhere to be found, and we wasted no time in advertising the calamity to the best of our efforts. (A poster now adorns our front door, and the mail chamber.)

Only minutes after our discovery, we received a claim from a Klingon that he had taken Spock captive. Wary at first, we investigated, only to stumble upon photographs of our stripling Vulcan's torture.

Readers, we hereby vow to have vengeance! This act of terrorism will not be permitted.

We leave you with the shocking evidence of Spock's capture.

Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff

Captain's Log, Stardate 090915.1