We are horrified to report that Spock has gone missing!
A thorough search of the Starship proved that our beloved first mate was nowhere to be found, and we wasted no time in advertising the calamity to the best of our efforts. (A poster now adorns our front door, 
and the mail chamber.)
and the mail chamber.)Only minutes after our discovery, we received a claim from a Klingon that he had taken Spock captive. Wary at first, we investigated, only to stumble upon photographs of our stripling Vulcan's torture.
Readers, we hereby vow to have vengeance! This act of terrorism will not be permitted.
We leave you with the shocking evidence of Spock's capture.
Captain Brigitte Lovell of the Starship Coco-Muff
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