Captain's Log, Stardate 091001

Lieutenant Turley has returned from her mission to the Phoenix solar system, bringing Spock home from yet another adventure. We asked Spock to tell us about his weekend, but he had no response other than a lifted eyebrow, and a simple, "Fascinating." Lt. Turley's mission was to see her cousin safely wed to her fiance, and judging by the pictures she took to document her experience, we've gathered that Spock played a significant role in the completion of this most important mission. In fact, we're positive that without his logical influence, the wedding would have been interrupted by Klingons, or some other such nonsense.

Captain Eleanor Bradford of the Starship Coco-Muff